He’s the reason they put instructions on Pop-Tarts 😂 love the music 😎

Police brutality 😏

It’s a dog’s life

Can you hear me now 😂

CAUTION… No Drinks Allowed While Watching… Can Be Dangerous To Your Shirt

Quarantine Reflections

My Good Time Stories

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We all know how much impact the quarantine and all the time that we have spent “locked down” has had on us. Days seem to melt together, and, on occasions, time just seems to slow down.

I came across the following thoughts from a friend of mine. Some of them are funny and some will make you sit back and think. Whatever the case…enjoy.

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I hope they give us two weeks’ notice before sending us back out into the real world.  I think we’ll all need the time to become ourselves again.  And by “ourselves” I mean lose 10 pounds, cut our hair and get used to not drinking at 9:00 a.m.

New monthly budget:  Gas: $0, Entertainment: $0, Clothes: $0, Groceries: $2,799.

Breaking News:  Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended.  Not so much to stop COVID-19, but to stop eating.
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The Darwin Award goes to…

Lost and driving in circles for 2 hours he finally found someone to help

This guy looks and sounds familiar

You can count on a good friend when you fall

Busted… 😂

I need to show this trick to my husband 😂 😂

I don’t think this guy is going to become employee of the month…cleanup in aisle 4 😴

 

Coffee Time ☕

Brothers 😱

Make sure your volume is up 😂

“Top Funny Bear Encounters!”

Love This 😂

I’M BORED LOL…LET’S LOOK AT WEIRD STUFF ONLINE!!!!

“How Not to Wake Up a Lioness!”

Working from home, a family project 😼

“Tim Conway getting his hair cut by Carol Burnett”

“Toilet Tissue from The Carol Burnett Show (full sketch)”

Today we don’t care how soft any TP will do!

Royal flush

These Guys Wrote the Perfect Song for the Price Gouger Stuck with 18,000 Bottles of Sanitizer «TwistedSifter

 

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Mar 16, 2020

These Guys Wrote the Perfect Song for the Price Gouger Stuck with 18,000 Bottles of Sanitizer

On March 1, the day after the first coronavirus death in the United States, Matt and Noah Colvin saw an opportunity to profit. Over the next three days, the Colvin brothers took a 1,300-mile road trip across Tennessee and into Kentucky, filling a U-Haul truck with thousands of bottles of hand sanitizer and thousands of packs of antibacterial wipes.

Their plan was to sell the items at inflated prices on Amazon, a price gouging tactic resellers like to call ‘retail arbitrage‘. Then in response to growing criticism from regulators and customers, Amazon and eBay (who also own Kijiji) cracked down, banning price gougers from their marketplace during the current pandemic.

Check out the New York Times article and interview with local tv news station below, that has set many people off:

 

The viral news story has drawn sharp criticism online and these two friends even wrote a song about the man, who probably regrets doing an interview about his pandemic-profiteering business… all while wearing a shirt that says: Family Man, Family Business

These Guys Wrote the Perfect Song for the Price Gouger Stuck with 18,000 Bottles of Sanitizer
This is the Coolest Sounding Instrument You Will Hear Today

 

 

https://twistedsifter.com/2020/03/these-guys-wrote-the-perfect-song-for-the-viral-price-gouger/

Went to the store today… unfortunately the hoarders got there before me 🙄

President Trump would make a good Comedian 🤣😂🤣

Caturday funnies

You can now buy a dog collar that will swear every time your dog barks

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For $60, the Cuss Collar, which fastens around a dog’s neck, will spit out a swear word every time your dog barks.

For every treat your good boy deserved but didn’t get, for every itch that you didn’t scratch, your dog can now vent out all its frustration in cuss words.

For $60, the Cuss Collar, which fastens around a dog’s neck, will spit out a swear word every time your dog barks.

It’s currently sold out, but those who are in desperate need to have their dog swearing like a sailor can sign up for details on its next drop by texting the number listed on the website.

The pre-recorded words include bullsh*t, the f-bomb and the like. The product’s website states that the product isn’t a “shock/vibration/training collar and is not intended for anti-bark training use.” It’s more of a gag gift that the company behind the collar, MSCHF, is known for.

The company behind Cuss Collar

MSCHF is the master of releasing products that nobody really needs, but everyone absolutely wants.

Bath bombs in the shape of a toaster that smell like strawberry Pop-Tarts, a rubber chicken bong, and customized Nike sneakers with Holy Water from the Jordan River in the sole, aptly called Jesus Shoes, are just some of the company’s latest drops.

But the company’s most outrageous releases aren’t even products at all.

Netflix Hangouts, an extension for Google’s Chrome browser launched by MSCHF, lets you watch Netflix at work by making it look like you’re on a conference call.

Man Eating Food is a YouTube channel that consists solely of videos of a man eating everything from dog food to a pancake in the shape of Bhad Bhabie.

M-Journal is a website that will turn any Wikipedia article into a legit-looking academic paper.

So if you didn’t know already, the internet truly has everything.

https://www.fox43.com/amp/article/life/animals/dog-cuss-collar/521-338bc5a1-d3b0-4b9f-b2e4-e4cfd6a1afaf?__twitter_impression=true

Einstein wishes everyone a “Merry Corn! 🌽 Merry Christmas🎄2019”