Drunk man who was reported missing unknowingly joins search party for himself

Beyhan Mutlu

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Sometimes, we need to spend some time alone to “find ourselves.” But this man in Turkey did more than that when he unknowingly joined a search party to look for himself!

Beyhan Mutlu, a construction worker, had a few drinks with some friends in Inegol, Turkey, and left them around 2 a.m. They were staying at a friend’s villa in an area near the construction site. When he left, he went to one of the villas and slept.

When one of his friends couldn’t find him, he reported him as missing to the authorities, not knowing that Mutlu was sleeping soundly in one of the villas.Twitter

Beyhan Mutlu joining the search party

Rescue teams were called to search for the 50-year-old. A large group of volunteers joined the mission, and efforts to locate Mutlu intensified in the nearby neighborhoods.

He woke up the following day at around 5 a.m. and saw the search party, thinking that there was an accident on the road. He joined them to help look for the missing person.

Mutlu decided to help first responders and locals find the missing individual and realized that he was the focus of the mission when people started calling his name.

Beyhan Mutlu

“After a while, they said they were looking for Beyhan Mutlu,” Turkish online news site T24 quoted him as saying. “I broke into a cold sweat when I heard my name.”Twitter

It was only when he shouted “I’m here!” that the party realized he was right there with them. Mutlu said he searched with the team for over half an hour. 

Authorities took his statement and gave him a ride home. It’s unclear whether he was reprimanded for his actions. 

“Basically, I’m paying for my friends’ mistakes. What happened is all like a joke,” he said. h/t: VINnews

Reportedly, the man was worried that his family would be upset with him over the incident.

“Don’t punish me too harshly, officer. My father will kill me,” he told officers. 

As crazy as it sounds, this isn’t the first time a “missing” person joined a search for themselves.Twitter

In 2012, an Asian woman in Iceland had a similar experience while in the country’s volcanic region. The woman visited the site on a tour bus with other sight-seers.

Rescue vehicles

The group was given time to explore the Eidgja Canyon, a popular walking area for walking tourists, but this particular visitor failed to return within the allotted time.

She didn’t come back to the bus even after the driver waited for another hour, so a search team descended upon the area.

The group began combing the treeless hillsides looking for the woman described as 5’2 and wearing dark clothing. All of the tourists helped with the search, including the “missing” tourist herself!

Several hours after the search commenced, it was called off at 3 a.m. when the authorities discovered that the woman had been on the bus all along and even helped search for herself.

She had no idea that she had been reported missing and failed to recognize her own description released by the police. 

Here’s a video about the story:

https://mypositiveoutlooks.com/drunk-man-joins-search-party-created-for-him/

Important message from President Biden

Hilarious Joke About Nancy Pelosi And Chuck Schumer Has Democrats SEETHING

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POLITICAL HUMOR! 😂

Nancy Pelosi called Chuck Schumer one day and said I’ve got a plan to help us win in 2020 and help us retain control of Congress and take the Senate.

“Great Nancy but how?” asked Chuck.

“We’ll get some cheesy clothes and shoes like most Middle Class Americans wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador Retriever.

Then, we’ll go to a nice old country bar in Montana and show them how much admiration and respect we have for the hard working people living there.”

So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Bozeman, Montana. With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the bar.

The Bartender took a step back and said, “Hey! Aren’t you Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi?”

“Yes we are!” said Nancy, “And what a lovely town you have here. We were passing through and Chuck suggested we stop and take in some local color.”

They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar, and started chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.

A few minutes later, a grizzled old rancher came in, walked up to the Labrador, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out.

A few moments later, in came another old rancher. He walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and left the bar.

For the next hour, another dozen ranchers came in, lifted the dog’s tail, and left shaking their heads.

Finally, Nancy asked, “Why did all those old ranchers come in and look under the dog’s tail? Is it some sort of custom?”

“Lord no,” said the bartender. “Someone’s out there running around town, claiming there’s a Labrador Retriever in here with two assholes!”

LMAO! SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!

H/T Steve Straub at The Federalist Papers

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Biden Drone Strikes White House After Vowing To Kill Those Responsible For American Military Deaths In Kabul

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Biden Drone Strikes White House After Vowing To Kill Those Responsible For American Military Deaths In Kabul

WASHINGTON, D.C—President Joe Biden has finally stepped up delivering harsh remarks regarding those responsible for the deaths of our troops in Kabul. The President has authorized deadly force to deal with all who caused this tragedy.  

“We will not rest until those responsible for this senseless, avoidable crisis in Kabul have been removed from this Earth,” said a forceful Biden. “We will unleash everything within our military’s arsenal to stop those who allowed this to happen!”

Unbeknownst to Biden at that very moment, a US military drone was activated and given the White House as its target. Before Biden could finish his speech he was pulled away urgently and briefed on what he’d just done. 

“Aw c’mon man! I said kill the terrorists. Not us! What’s the deal, man?” said Biden. 

“I’m sorry sir, but unfortunately you said to kill those responsible, Mr. President,” said General Milley. “The drones are quite literal, sir. There’s nothing we can do.”

At publishing time, Biden had tried to give the drones new orders to kill those who wish to harm our country, but the drone’s path remained unaltered. 


https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-drone-strikes-white-house-after-vowing-to-kill-those-reponsible-for-american-military-deaths-at-kabul

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Phone Call from Hell ….

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Donald Trump, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to Hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what’s the phone is for. The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. 

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished, the Devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check. 

Next, Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished, the Devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check. 

Finally, Trump gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When finished, the Devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. 

When Putin hears this, he goes ballistic and asks the Devil why Trump got to call the USA so cheaply …..

 

The Devil smiles and replies, “Since…

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Imagine you worked your way up the corporate ladder to become the CEO of the world’s largest cyber security company. You’ve gone from making a few hundred thousand a year to a few million a year.

Now, the CEO of the world’s second largest cyber security company, is a very savvy businessman, and he sees an opportunity. He decides to offer your son $1.5 billion and a private equity fund. This makes you, your son, and your entire family wealthy beyond your wildest dreams far eclipsing your salary as CEO.

Fast forward and your company suffers a massive cyber attack – a virus shuts down your entire network. Your company is forced to close…

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Between innings, a little league coach took one of his players aside and asked him, “Do you understand what teamwork is?”

“Yes, sir,” said the little boy.

“You understand what cooperation is?” the coach asked. “You understand about things like courtesy, and respect for the rules of the game?”

“Yes, sir,” said the little boy.

“And when a strike is called, or you’re out at first, you don’t argue or curse or attack the umpire,” said the coach. “You understand all that?”

“Yes, sir,” said the little boy.

“Good!” said the coach. “Now go over there and explain it to your dad.”

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Lawyer Accidentally Activates Cat Filter During Zoom Call

A Zoom call that includes a digital cat

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‘I’m here live. I’m not a cat.’

Feb 9, 2021, 3:37 pm* Tech  Mikael Thalen

A lawyer in Texas became a viral sensation on Tuesday after accidentally activating a cat filter during a court hearing over Zoom.

Footage of the incident, which went viral on Twitter, shows attorney Rod Ponton struggling to deactivate the filter while appearing as a young feline.

Judge Roy B. Ferguson can be overheard attempting to help Ponton, to no avail.

“Mr. Ponton, I believe you have a filter turned on in your video settings,” Ferguson says.

In perhaps the best moment of the video, Ponton attempts to reassure the judge that he is in fact not a cat.

“I’ve got my assistant here, and she’s trying to remove it but uh… I’m prepared to go forward with it,” Ponton says. “I’m here live. I’m not a cat.”

The video has already been viewed more than 1.6 million times and counting.

In a statement to Vice, Ponton said the mistake happened after he opted to use his secretary’s computer.

“I was using her computer and for some reason she had that filter on. I took it off and replaced it with my face,” he said. “It was a case involving a man trying to exit the United States with contraband and contraband cash. All it was was a mistake. It was taken off and we had the hearing as normal.”

Ferguson even referenced the viral incident in a jovial tweet not long after.

“IMPORTANT ZOOM TIP: If a child used your computer, before you join a virtual hearing check the Zoom Video Options to be sure filters are off,” Ferguson tweeted. “This kitten just made a formal announcement on a case in the 394th (sound on).”

The incident is just one of a growing number of Zoom-related mishaps as millions of people across the globe find themselves working from home amid the coronavirus pandemic.

Mikael Thalen

Mikael Thalen is a tech and security reporter based in Seattle, covering social media, data breaches, hackers, and more.

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