Sharing your bounty is the neighborly thing to do 🍅🥕

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These Guys Wrote the Perfect Song for the Price Gouger Stuck with 18,000 Bottles of Sanitizer «TwistedSifter

 

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Mar 16, 2020

These Guys Wrote the Perfect Song for the Price Gouger Stuck with 18,000 Bottles of Sanitizer

On March 1, the day after the first coronavirus death in the United States, Matt and Noah Colvin saw an opportunity to profit. Over the next three days, the Colvin brothers took a 1,300-mile road trip across Tennessee and into Kentucky, filling a U-Haul truck with thousands of bottles of hand sanitizer and thousands of packs of antibacterial wipes.

Their plan was to sell the items at inflated prices on Amazon, a price gouging tactic resellers like to call ‘retail arbitrage‘. Then in response to growing criticism from regulators and customers, Amazon and eBay (who also own Kijiji) cracked down, banning price gougers from their marketplace during the current pandemic.

Check out the New York Times article and interview with local tv news station below, that has set many people off:

 

The viral news story has drawn sharp criticism online and these two friends even wrote a song about the man, who probably regrets doing an interview about his pandemic-profiteering business… all while wearing a shirt that says: Family Man, Family Business

These Guys Wrote the Perfect Song for the Price Gouger Stuck with 18,000 Bottles of Sanitizer
This is the Coolest Sounding Instrument You Will Hear Today

 

 

https://twistedsifter.com/2020/03/these-guys-wrote-the-perfect-song-for-the-viral-price-gouger/

Went to the store today… unfortunately the hoarders got there before me 🙄

President Trump would make a good Comedian 🤣😂🤣

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Wisdom from a dog…No matter what happens keep going and have fun

You can now buy a dog collar that will swear every time your dog barks

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For $60, the Cuss Collar, which fastens around a dog’s neck, will spit out a swear word every time your dog barks.

For every treat your good boy deserved but didn’t get, for every itch that you didn’t scratch, your dog can now vent out all its frustration in cuss words.

For $60, the Cuss Collar, which fastens around a dog’s neck, will spit out a swear word every time your dog barks.

It’s currently sold out, but those who are in desperate need to have their dog swearing like a sailor can sign up for details on its next drop by texting the number listed on the website.

The pre-recorded words include bullsh*t, the f-bomb and the like. The product’s website states that the product isn’t a “shock/vibration/training collar and is not intended for anti-bark training use.” It’s more of a gag gift that the company behind the collar, MSCHF, is known for.

The company behind Cuss Collar

MSCHF is the master of releasing products that nobody really needs, but everyone absolutely wants.

Bath bombs in the shape of a toaster that smell like strawberry Pop-Tarts, a rubber chicken bong, and customized Nike sneakers with Holy Water from the Jordan River in the sole, aptly called Jesus Shoes, are just some of the company’s latest drops.

But the company’s most outrageous releases aren’t even products at all.

Netflix Hangouts, an extension for Google’s Chrome browser launched by MSCHF, lets you watch Netflix at work by making it look like you’re on a conference call.

Man Eating Food is a YouTube channel that consists solely of videos of a man eating everything from dog food to a pancake in the shape of Bhad Bhabie.

M-Journal is a website that will turn any Wikipedia article into a legit-looking academic paper.

So if you didn’t know already, the internet truly has everything.

https://www.fox43.com/amp/article/life/animals/dog-cuss-collar/521-338bc5a1-d3b0-4b9f-b2e4-e4cfd6a1afaf?__twitter_impression=true

Hope Your Valentines Day is Full of Surprises

By Nancy Posted in Humor

Branch manager and assistant branch manager 🤗

Enjoy your weekend 🤗

Oh Christmas Tree🎄Oh Christmas Tree

Tis the season 🎄

Morning warm-up 🎶🎶🎶

We’ve all been there…

Monkey see monkey do 🐵

“Funniest Flight Attendant Ever”

 

When the CCTV camera is broken 😂

Take that you SCUMBAG!!!!

Dog to rescue…🤣

This guy just found a mouse in his car… 🐭

 

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Family of bears climb into man’s car and try to ‘steal’ it

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Chad Morris, a barber from Kentucky, was on a holiday with his family in Gatlinburg, Tennessee when he and his mother witnessed a shocking incident involving bears. He was inside the house when he heard his mother’s scream.

Worried about his mom, he rushed outside to see what all the screaming was about only to be shocked by what he saw. In the driveway where his car was parked, a family of bears was climbing into his car, trying to steal it.

Chad Morris

“As soon as I saw them they were walking up to my car and the three cubs hopped in,” said Morris. As the three little bears were playing and rolling around Morris’ car, the mother bear was watching nearby.

Though the mother bear and her children were aware that Morris and his parents were watching them from afar, they just ignored their presence and continued playing in the car, leaning out its windows and messing around anything they could find inside.

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Morris said, “They saw us standing around taking pictures, but they never bothered us.”

Shortly, the bear cubs realized the car would not move and it’s not going anywhere. They finally gave up on exploring things inside and carefully found their way out. Surprisingly, they also tried to maneuver the other car parked in the area.

“They crawled out of the windows and two of them stood up next to my mom and dad’s car, but their windows were up. After five more minutes of walking around the cars they went back down the mountain together, off in the woods,” Morris recounted.”

Chad Morris

Once the naughty cubs got out of the driveway, Morris rushed to check his car for any damage. He was so shocked that his car was still perfectly fine after being invaded by three boisterous bears. “They tore a chunk out of the leather on the driver’s seat by the headrest, and left scratches in a few spots on the interior. One bit down into my protein shake top, and my son’s football has claw marks on it,” Morris added.

After this incident, Morris remembered how much he wanted to see a bear while he was in Tennessee. He even told his friends it is one of his goals. Morris thought the heavens were so quick in granting his wish and he did not only see one but four bears.

He stated, I was telling my friends, I want to see a bear, I want to see a bear you know? Been lifting weights a little bit, want to see a bear, tussle with a bear and it was like well, you get four on one, now what do you wanna do big boy? And I was like nah, I’ll pass.”

Chad Morris

Morris found it hard to move on from this shocking event and because he managed to capture clear and remarkable photos of the incident, he posted them on Facebook and wrote about the bears trying to ransack his car. According to Morris, you can see where the bear too a chunk out of the seat. Of course my cup was right in the middle and that’s where they got a hold of the cup.”

Remember the quote “be careful what you wish for?” This is what seems to have happened with Morris and even though the bears played around inside his car, he is still thankful that his car was not damaged and happy to see actual bears during his vacation. Apparently, for Morris and his family, this shocking event was something they would not forget for the rest of their lives.

https://mypositiveoutlooks.com/family-of-bears-climb-into-mans-car-and-try-to-steal-it/

Bear bribes ‘guard dog’ with deer bones so it can steal from the trash

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Brickleberry the guard dog accepted a bribe from the bear (Picture: JesseNeon)
Brickleberry accepted a bribe from the bear (Picture: JesseNeon)

They’re supposed to be the most loyal pets around.

But one dog has been allowing a bear to rummage through his owner’s trash – in exchange for deer bones brought for him by the animal.
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Taking to Twitter, author Jesse Jordan, from Canada, posted a photo of Brickleberry, the mastiff-hound mixed breed, lazily enjoying his gifts beside a pile of rubbish on the ground.

He wrote: ‘My idiot furry son has one job at night – bork at things and make them go away. Easy, right?

‘HOWEVER, a bear has learned that my furry son can be bought. This is the THIRD TIME he’s been gifted deer bones in exchange for being allowed access to my trash, AND HE KEEPS DOING IT.’
METRO GRAB – taken from Twitter Jesse Neon no permission Bear bribes ‘alarm dog’ with deer bones to prevent it waking homeowners so it can rummage the bins Picture: JesseNeon
His owner joked that he would be impeaching the dog (Picture: JesseNeon)

METRO GRAB – taken from Twitter Jesse Neon no permission Bear bribes ‘alarm dog’ with deer bones to prevent it waking homeowners so it can rummage the bins Picture: JesseNeon
Twitter users joked his owner should ‘pay him more’ (Picture: JesseNeon)

Jesse then joked that he clearly had no choice but to ‘impeach him’ as a result of his behaviour.

He said: ‘Although I basically handed my dog this position of power, it’s become very clear that he has no idea how to actually do the job properly.

Teach Your Children to Ask Permission Before Petting a Strange Dog. There are 4.5 million dog bites in America each year, half of which happen to children. Make sure to teach your children to ask permission before petting any strange dogs.

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‘Now not only do I have to clean up a huge mess, I see him putting his own self-interest first.’

But, he added that the Brickleberry, who also goes by the name Brick, was not in any danger, describing black bears in the area as ‘giant goofy raccoons’.

‘He is the best boy. His mum died days after he was born, so I raised him by hand,’ he said.
METRO GRAB – taken from Twitter Jesse Neon no permission Bear bribes ‘alarm dog’ with deer bones to prevent it waking homeowners so it can rummage the bins Picture: JesseNeon
The bear enjoyed a rummage through the rubbish (Picture: JesseNeon)

‘He is great with kids and apparently bears.’

Jesse’s tweet has already been liked more than 80,000 times, and shared by more than 22,000 people.

One person teased: ‘This just sounds like you’re not paying him enough. If the bear is offering a better deal, you can’t blame him for taking it. Capitalism.’

Another added: ‘I’m not sure if I’m more impressed by the bear or the dog… or horrified that the Great Animal Conspiracy is moving into its second phase…’

A third suggested: ‘That bear is a true business man, put a suit and list of jobs in the trash next time so he can move up in the world.’

While a fourth just joked: ‘Would not convict.’

INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOUR PET: Dogs have a sense of time. It’s been proven that they know the difference between a hour and five. If conditioned to, they can predict future events, such as regular walk times.

http://www.my-labrador.com/pets-news/bear-bribes-guard-dog-with-deer-bones-so-it-can-steal-from-the-trash/

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Caturday puzzle: Find the cat hiding in the kitchen!

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Exercising with a friend makes it more entertaining…

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New Year’s Day classic: Great moments in marriage

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Herb had too much to drink at the office New Year’s party, and when he woke up the next morning his head felt ready to explode. He could recall almost nothing of the previous night, and he dreaded the thought of facing his wife, who he suspected would have a few choice words for him.

But when he opened his eyes, he saw that there were two extra-strength aspirin and a glass of water on the bedside table, along with a note in his wife’s handwriting. It read: 

Dearest Herb, 

Your breakfast is on the stove. Brooke said she would do the dishes and clean up the kitchen, so you can just relax and take it easy. I’ve gone out to buy groceries so I can make your favorite supper tonight. 

Your loving wife, 

Alice

p.s. I’m going to stop at the smoke shop on the way home and pick up a box of your favorite cigars. I love you, darling!

Puzzled…

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