Goats Break Free, Terrorize Suburbia – FIREPAW, Inc.

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Goats Break Free, Terrorize Suburbia – FIREPAW, Inc.
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Horrifying. And really, really baaaaa-aaad. Imagine neighbors in West Boise waking up to dozens and dozens of goats breakfasting on lawns, rose bushes, shrubs, trees.

“They’re just going yard to yard eating everyone’s front lawn.”

Gasp!

It turns out the goats belong to a company called We Rent Goats, which specializes “in renting herds of goats to remove noxious weeds from fields, acreage, pastures, open spaces, ditches, ravines, embankments … you name it and the goats can clear it.”

The goats were on the clock, eating weeds in a drainage ditch when they broke free and, naturally, went on to sample the suburban flora. Their feast/free lawn care services lasted about an hour and a half until the bosses of We Rent Goats arrived in the neighborhood to round up their rogue employees.

https://firepaw.org/2018/08/03/goats-break-free-terrorize-suburbia/

Source: The entire frickin’ Internet. (and these guys)

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