An atheist was walking through the woods admiring the nature around him. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals,” he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river,…

An atheist was walking through the woods admiring the nature around him. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals,” he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look, and suddenly saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him! He ran up the path as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was gaining on him. He looked over his shoulder again, and now the bear was even closer. In his haste, the man tripped on a root and fell to the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the atheist cried out, “Oh my God!” Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. “You deny my existence for all these years, teach others that I don’t exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?” The atheist looked directly into the light and said, “It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?” “Very well,” said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke, “Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.”

3 comments on “An atheist was walking through the woods admiring the nature around him. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals,” he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river,…

  1. A co-worker, also a veteran as am I, once told me that “there are no atheists in foxholes.” I agreed that while the religious were hunkered down and praying, the atheists were leading the charge and fighting for their country.

    Today, we are seeing the result of a so-called christian administration and its policies toward wildlife and the environment, not to mention any non-US born person. We see its denial of not only the cause of, but the devastation caused by, global warming. More than likely, the bear wanted to pat the atheist on the back with its left fore-foot, and shake paw-to-hand with its right, and thank the atheist for working to stop trophy hunting, restore habitat, and treat other species as having ecological importance and a right to fill their niche. The self-proclaimed stewards of the Earth have failed miserably, and their excuse that the rapture is upon us and Earth and its sinners will be destroyed is lacking in any factual basis.

    One might say I’ve lost my sense of humor. More likely, god took it from me as punishment for being an atheist.

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