I am sharing this post from July 2016… I know that some of you commented at the time but hope time has dulled your memory as much as mine! I have also included some funnies from Facebook that I have pinched over the last few weeks.
Time for part five of the one-liners..I am hoping that I am not repeating any but the odd one might slip through and be noted by the more eagle-eyed of you.. enjoy.
1. It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it.
2. He who hesitates is boss.
3. As they say at the Planned Parenthood Clinic, better late than never
4. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
5. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda.
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