Boy do I know about freedom in the red white blue 🚓 I received 3 speeding tickets in one month, it was 1992 to be exact. When the officer came back up to my car for me to sign, he said… And I quote… You know Nancy you’re one point away from losing your license and your freedom to drive, don’t you think it’s time you start paying attention to the speed limit? I said………Yes sir and went bought a radar detector…. I haven’t had a speeding ticket since. 😇
-I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom, until they are flashing behind you at the back of cars.
-The last thing I want to do is hurt you in a most horrible way, but it is still on my bucket list. I will surely have my way.
-My mind isn’t twisted and perverted, its strategically bent and curved in a precarious way in several places.
-Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak and cause fools of themselves.
-Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit- salad and spoiling its awesome taste.
-To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
-I’m great at multi-tasking, I can waste time, be unproductive and procrastinate all at once.
-Women will never be equal to men…
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